scare chair

Any chair over which you put a paper bag with a mean, ferocious face drawn or painted on it over the back part.

A scare chair is especially frightful if someone breaks into a house to put the bag over a chair and doesn't leave a clue as to who did it.

by Impetigo Kid August 24, 2008

scare-anoid

The feeling of being scared and paranoid at the same time.

I felt scare-anoid that stumbling into the house at 3:00am would wake up my parents.

by KellyBanza May 16, 2006

Red Scare

where a girl, during mother natures monthly gift, may or may not have leaked somewhere and isnt sure about it and cannot go back to find out.

Girl 1: OH MY GOD.

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: I am having a red scare moment right now.. I was just riding in a friends car..

by annononononononononononooooooo March 28, 2011

Pregancy Scare

Pregnancy scares still count as being pregnant.
It is not when you get scared that you might be pregnant, but it is when you actually do get pregnant, but the baby gets scared out of your uterus.

Sam: Did you know that Sabloobies has been pregnant 4 times? But twice it was just a pregancy scare .

by PenisInAWrapAKAForeskin November 12, 2010

Dumping Scare

When you are at severe risk of being DUMPED by someone but then it turns out to all be JKS

Jona : WOW he found out i cheated on him !
Abs: Really what happened?
Jona: basically... DUMPING SCARE!

by Jamhole.com May 7, 2010

scare cycle

A complete menstrual cycle of a girl you are having sex with. Each cycle you are constantly scared that she is not going to get her period and be pregnant. This is not necessarily a complete month it is any amount of time that you are scared and worried about a girl getting pregnant. When a girl gets her period, the scare cycle is finished.

"Dude I don't know I'm really worried about my girlfriend we are still in a scare cycle cause the condom broke" or "I just finished my scare cycle after that one-night stand I had"

by Audrella May 14, 2008

scared of the dark

A terrible racist.....

I am scared of the dark!!!

by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty December 25, 2007