safe sex

1. Using a false name.
2. Using a false phone number.
3. Not coming back to your own place.

That lunch lady I met at the 7-11 wants to introduce me to her kids. Fortunately, I was practicing safe sex.

by Kurt Brinker June 17, 2004

safe as

similiar to 'safe'

Used when someone has done something pretty safe, rather than the more general use of just safe.

John: 'Oi, I got you these grets down shops cause you hads no fabric'

Luke: 'Safe as matey'

by John32 July 9, 2006

Safe one

This is a confused attempt to combine the word 'safe' with the phrase 'nice one'. Usually blurted out in pressure situations in the company of intimidating individuals.

Intimidating individual- "There you go bruv"

You- "errr... safe one"

by Aliensuns May 28, 2009

safe tab

A tab you keep open in your internet browser to quickly switch to so those around you don't know what you're really doing. Most used when looking up porn while family members are home, or for when you're goofing off at work.

I didn't want my mom to walk in and see me looking up porn, so I kept a safe tab open just in case.

by Jagans April 28, 2011

Safe Sane and Consensual

Often abbreviated to SSC, it is a popular motto across BDSM communities and the fundamental principles on which it is based. Meaning that the activities that take place are safe for all participants, all participants are in a state in which they can consent and that all participants do consent. Another code of behaviour in BDSM is RACK.

BDSM scenes should operate under the Safe Sane and Consensual rules.

by I can't dig elvis March 22, 2021

Safe Sleep

A day where you can sleep without fearing to not wake up for school. It's a great day cause no stress or multiple alarms.

Jason: "Tomorrow's Saturday so it's a safe sleep day."
Alan: "WOOH YEAH BABY!"
Random: "What's a safe sleep day?"
Jason & Alan: "How the hell do you not know."

by Bossiermeteor January 2, 2022

safe food

A term used by people with eating disorders to describe a low calorie food that’s “safe” to eat.

Apples and lettuce are safe foods

by Ed000 May 9, 2018