Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

Gender retardation

For mostly liberal, non gender dysphoric people : Thinking 🤔 and believing 🤔 that there are more than 2 genders ( male vs female duality, not socionormative) and more than 2 orientations ( straight, lesbian/gay, not socionormative)

If we have too many people suffering from gender retardation ( which shouldn't be confused w gender dysphoria) we can't defeat China, Japan or South Korea in terms of their superior public education.

by Sexydimma December 3, 2025

Mental retardation fee

OK, so you subtracted for crime...

Hym Iam "But there's a mental retardation fee so you still owe me the money."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

Vocal range retardation

When a person has a time vocal range. Similar to an undeveloped range. This person can only sing one or two notes.

Sir you’ve been diagnosed with vocal range retardation

by Word creator.org June 14, 2019

SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation)

Juan Wick’s state of Retardation caused by the lack of sleep & carrying around a massive shlong.

“Juan is acting retarded again, his shlong is massive too so he must have SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation). That happens from lack of sleep and carrying a massive shooing.”

by SwiftFPS December 1, 2023

Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).

“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”

by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024

USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.

The people that voted for Trump in the 2024 election, And only now seen the negative effect's of there vote, And the effects of uneducated people in the USA.

They voted for Trump and now there family wont speak to them, I bet there apart of the USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.

by Teafo November 28, 2024