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scale of 1 to harry potter

Used to scale anything in reference to a Harry Potter character, event or spell.
On a scale of 1 to Harry Potter, Eclipse was a Neville Longbottom. In other words, it had its moments
by sasquatch20 July 7, 2010
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Windows Pattern

The pattern Microsoft follows for making their oses.

IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good

Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.

Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.

John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.

Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?

John:????

Me: Have all those sucked?

John: Yes! OMG YES!!

Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.

John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?

Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.

John: Why?

Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1

John: oh

Me: Yep.
by wabbabu9776 June 7, 2009
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pottergasm

An extreme overload of excitement induced by Harry Potter leading to an orgasm-like experience.
"like omg the 5th movie comes out 8 days before the last book! IM GONNA HAVE A POTTERGASM!!!"
by gregalicious April 12, 2007
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potterhead

An extreme version of a fan of the Harry Potter books.

The extremity of a particular Potterhead's behavior can range from merely obsessing about the books by reading them more than 5 times each, and the movies by watching them more than 5 times each, to a fangirl or boy who stalks the celebrities, own a livejournal to write fanfiction, draw fanart, post self-made YouTube fanvideos, pray to shrines accordingly to their section of the fandom (eg. The Good Ship, slash, Manippers...etc), listen to Wizard rock (Wrock) and/or spend hours on a discussion forum debating on theories and opinions.

The ages of Potterheads can range from 13-80, depending on the maturity of the person. Extremists are generally older, as the Harry Potter fandom revolves largely around sex between characters, money needed to BUY Harry Potter items (that parents are unlikely to comply with), and a good sense of humor and wit to protect, again, the Potterhead's section of the fandom, as sections tend to clash (eg. Shipping Wars).

A Potterhead, however, is not a 10 year old who wears Harry Potter gear, dresses up with glasses, a cape, and a drawn on scar. A Potterhead is NOT one who thinks Ron Weasley is stupid (with exception to radical H/Hr shippers). A Potterhead is not one who does not know how to read, but watches the films and worships Emma Watson. A Potterhead is not a nerd. Nerds are too busy studying to obsess about pop culture.

A Potterhead can be closely affiliated with fangirl, fan, or Obsessed Freak of Nature.
11 year old Girl: OH EM GEE! I luV HaRrY POtTeR! It Is SoOo KeWl! RoN is So StUpId! I hAvE aLl tHe MoVieS On DvD! I dOn'T uNdErStAnD wHy Harry/Hermione DoN't GeT tOgEtHeR! DeY aRe So MeAnT 2 b In da MoViEs!

Potterhead: Go fuck yourself, you friggen peice of shit. *SQUEEE*
by burningpumpkins July 20, 2008
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A Very Potter Musical

A Very Potter Musical (reffered to online as AVPM) is one of the greatest musicals of all time, staring Darren Criss and Joey Richter. It's a parody of most Harry Potter movies combined. It is about Harry returning to Hogwarts and having a good time with his friends, while Voldemort goes about Hogwarts on the back of 'squirles' head waiting to kill Harry, but forms a close friendship, a bro-mance, if you will with someone. It has been said by many, many others (including me) That this is the most amazing, spactacular, supermegafoxyawesomehot musical YouTube has ever seen. It's Totally Awesome!(:
Friend one: What are you watching?
Friend Two: A musical about Harry Potter, It's called "A Very Potter Musical"
Friend one: LAME!
Friend Two: Really? come watch.
*hours later*
Friend one: "YEAH CAUSE TOGETHER WE'RE TOTALLY AWESOME!"
Friend two: Hey... theres nothing here for me now...
Friend one & two: "GOT TO GET BACK TO HOGWARTS!"
*true event*
by AVPMfanIloveDarrenCriss December 4, 2010
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Potteria

A general term for all things Harry Potter-related.
"Oh hey, I just bought an Encyclopedia of Potteria !"
"Oh yeah, what's in it?"
"Everything.."
by I Am Harry Potter, Sir April 13, 2011
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Patterson Publish

To give up half your credit on a book you wrote to James Patterson in order to have it sell well.
Harry just got a book published, but it was Patterson Published, so he really won't be getting all the attention for it
by Hehe_Boobs July 19, 2017
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