Patio possum

A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.

I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.

by Teej4real February 28, 2021

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putiful

Purely beautiful
When something is just so cute and pure and beautiful that "beautiful" just isn't enough.

"What a putiful baby you've got"

"that puppy is so darn putiful"

by SazzQueen March 26, 2021

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Putin hub

A website that showcases pornography videos of our beloved Russian man Putin himself

What are you doing step putin

Oh im just watching some putin hub

by Putin loverxoxo October 31, 2021

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Puti

she's a beautiful person, understanding, smart, humorous, good morals, she's perfect, but she doesn't realize all that

white without h,yea thats puti

by ziikrare December 20, 2021

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A deadly or evil number on the manpower and military equipment, or on the timing of a kidnapping, terrorist attack, or foreign invasion, that Dictator Vladimir Putin would get from his military advisers in order for Russian forces, spies, terrorists, or mercenaries to cause the most damage to their political foes or to any anti-Russia or anti-Putin nations.

Be it in poisoning political foes living in foreign lands, sending extra mercenaries to Ukraine, or shipping ammunition to keep rogue leaders in power, all these evil acts require an optimal Putin number to minimize failure and avoid global embarrassment.

by Covido March 5, 2022

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