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trying my patience

1) Used when a specific person is so ignorant and hard-headed to your side of the story to the point that you can't stand it anymore. You have been patient and you have been trying to explain to them that what happened is something trivial, but they still don't get it after all this time. In other words, you get pissed off at the fact that they can't let go of stupid shit.

2) Someone that has been bugging you so much that you just want to kick their ass.
First definition is self-explanatory.

Second definition:

*at school*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hey.
Dave: What are you doing?
Jeff: Studying for my History test.
Dave: You wanna play baseball with me and my friends?
Jeff: Sorry, I have a whole lot of work to do.

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hi again...
Dave: What are you doing now?
Jeff: Still studying for my History test!
Dave: We're having another game of baseball. What to come?
Jeff: I still got a shitload of work to do!
Dave: Oh okay. See ya!

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey there Jeff!
Jeff: *gets really annoyed* Yo....What is it now?
Dave: I was just checking to see what you're doing.
Jeff: If you haven't noticed already, I'm still studying for my classes.
Dave: Do you want to play another game of-
Jeff: You're trying my patience right now, Dave! I really need to pass my classes, and you bugging me isn't helping!
by Miu-Miu-Miu December 30, 2009
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Potier

Noun
1. A living, breathing, walking pile of human feces.

2. The result of a Darney.
That Potier never brushes his teeth.

Why is there Potier all over the bedroom floor?
by taterdick February 2, 2010
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puteed

Pronounced "poo-tee-d"

Used to describe an individual who is intoxicated to an incomprehensible level. Generally results in bizarre behavior such as endless hysterical laughter and excessive physical affection. These behaviors are always in excess of what one would typically expect of a drunkard.

May also be spelled "puti'd"
Dave has been laughing constantly for the past hour...he is so puteed!
by Cjaco24 October 27, 2010
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putín

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Vladimir Putin

Some thirsty ass mofo who wants world domination
Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-
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Mental patient

A mental patient is a person who wants to see one of their collegues at work fired (or see their contract not extended, etc.).

They try to get their target paranoid, and if the target doesn't become paranoid, they try to make it look to the other collegeues as though the target is paranoid, they will try a devil's switch, which is where they fuck something up and make it look as though their target fucked it up, and they will try and ostrecise the target from others in the company.

They often work in groups, accross companies, and target the same individual.
The mental patient targetted George. He had to move to another company, then another mental patient started giving him shit, so he moved to another company, and he was targeted there too.

All of the mental patients had been in contact with each-other
by aaaaaaaiiiiieoeoeoeo January 7, 2010
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pute

1°)French word for Whore.
2°)A girl you don't like.~bitch
3°)"Aux putes" : ~brothel.
4°)"Un coup de pute" : ~a scam, ~trick.
5°) A friend who is not cooperative.
1°) Regarde cette pute mec, elle est bonne, je vais me faire sucer !
Check out that hot whore man, I'm gonna get a blowjob!
2°) Putin elle m'a balancé, quelle pute !
Damn she gave me up, what a bitch !
3°) Oh man, en deux heure on peut être aux putes en Espagne, on y va ? - Carrément !
Man, we can be in a spanish brothel in two hours, let's go !? - Fuckin' A !
4°) Putin il est parti chez Pizza Hut sans moi, j'y crois pas le coup de pute !
Damn he's gone to Pizza Hut without me, I can't believe the fuck of it !
5°) Allez ! Donne m'en, fais pas ta pute !
Com'on ! Give me some, don't be a jew !
by Satriany December 7, 2006
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