Slush-punched

a physical phenomenon occurring where the last portion of a frozen libation adheres to the bottom and sides of the glass until it suddenly falls loose, crashing into the drinkers face as if they were being punched. Usually followed by sudden hysterical laughter from nearby witnesses.

I tried to finish that last Daiquiri before we left the pool bar but it totally slush-punched me in the face.

by Boner VonBonerstein February 26, 2015

Root Punch

When one is punched in the root of ones being. The root being the genitals.

That bitch done fucked up, I'ma give her a root punch!

His nuts hurt after he got a root punch.

by SuperShelman July 28, 2011

geek punched

Becoming embarrassed for something or someone to whom you are not connected.

When the woman fell and dropped her groceries, I got totally geek punched.

by Ace Fantagious October 2, 2017

caveman punch

When you have unprotected sex with a very dry and very hairy asshole.

I really hope my date with Jerry goes well tonight so I can caveman punch that hairy butthole of his

by Hoe no May 4, 2019

tt punch

When you hit someone so hard in the tt.

"He tt punched me so hard :("
"I'm going to tt punch her"

by tt punch February 23, 2020

The Kombat Punch

Based off of the video game series, Mortal Kombat, when a person quotes a phrase from the game in a real life situation you punch them in the arm as hard as you can.

Yo that bird just got hit by a firecracker!
Fatality!
*insert The Kombat Punch here*

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

Punching the Seat

To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.

This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".

The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.

As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.

Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.

by TacoBellDawg711 October 20, 2009