pud monkey

1) a person who does stupid things in a very annoying way.
2) from the terms pud-to mean idiotic and monkey as in the mammel. so, an idiotic creature who is absurd without trying.

my boss is a pud monkey. he won't leave me alone and keeps harping on about insignfigant things.

by Val Cohen April 26, 2004

Pound the Pud

To Jack off or have someone jack you off.

She could pound the pud!
Hey what are you doing in there pounding your pud?

by CableBob October 22, 2008

pud huff

a person who enjoys the inhaling of male genitalia... they luxiriate in the smell of and savor the taste of cock...

brandon is such a pud huff...

by feral silence September 25, 2004

pudding head

persons who have the ability to fuck up the easiest of tasks

hey pudding head your so thick you cant even shovel shit.

by paddyl August 22, 2007

Surprise Pudding

While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.

Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.

by Ya Moma? September 10, 2005

mushroom pudding

Psychedelic dessert dish that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who are done with getting buzzed on a budget will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.

also referred to as: cubensis custard

Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: What the fuck is mushroom pudding?

by The Barnacel May 26, 2020

Arabian Pudding

The act of precisely thirteen Arabian men simultaneously ejaculating into a bowl then IMMEDIATELY shitting in it afterwards. They then take their erect members and stir it up to make a nice, enjoyable concoction.

After the football game my 12 other friends and I went over to Ahal-Habib's house and made some tasty Arabian Pudding.

by A'shadieeyah November 19, 2015