prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.

Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he hangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.

by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018

Prune Push

Standard football preseason training technique in which a player must push a prune from the 50 to the end zone using nothing but their dick.

Boy! Hit the fucking deck right now and give me three prune pushes!

by Ralph Homonculus August 18, 2018

Pruning

Fingering someone's butthole for so long that your finger prunes, as if it has been submerged in water.

Max: What are your plans for later tonight?
David: I'm going to be pruning Zane until the sun comes up.
Max: Make sure to bring lotion for your fingers afterwards!

by ThomYorkePeppermintPatty November 19, 2023

Prune Juice Blowout

A “Complete Prune Juice Blowout” is when you have to poop so bad, and you know it’s going to be a rough ride. That is, if you make it to a bathroom in time. Once you finally emerge from the bathroom, you’re as pale as a ghost. It took everything out of you.

Hannah was a nervous wreck when she couldn’t get to a bathroom quick enough. She knew she was about to have a complete prune juice blowout.

by Julesheart November 21, 2023

Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.

Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING

by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023

Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.

Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.

by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022

Evelyn Prune

The leader of the prunes and maker of the pruble also she’s a big dick 🥰

Don’t be such a Evelyn Prune

by Weasellinguwu May 27, 2022