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Profescious

a precious professional, more so a twenty-something, in this case in the entrepreneurial side of business; a cute go-getter.
"Look at Suzy in this picture, with her Macbook and glistening smile, is she not profescious?"
by toochillronbro March 13, 2013
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11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess

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Meet the Urban Dictionary mug. It’s 11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess. Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. Safe for microwaves and dishwashers.
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Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007
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professor

1.A person who thinks they are so much smarter than everyone else in the world.

2. A nerd with a giant ego.
"Whatever you say Professor."
by Leahann October 11, 2006
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Professional Wrestling

A sport meant more for entertainment then giving it your all. In most forms of professional wrestling, the outcomes of matches are planned ahead and dialogues are scripted. In some forms, however, it's actually based on competition and matches aren't planned--but you wont see that on television too much.
A lot of people like to watch Professional Wrestling
by Davey June 6, 2004
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The Nutty Professor

–noun, singular; Similar to the bodyshot; The ballsack is stretched and pulled slightly downward to create a bowl-like enclosure. A shot is then poured into the temporary enclosure and consumed by a classy woman.
The Nutty Professor: "I threw a formal dinner party last night. Since I was the host of the party, it was common courtesy to give out Nutty Professor's to every female guest."
by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010
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professional celebrity

A person who is famous for being famous, they have no actual tallent or use to society. There are many ways of becoming a professional celebrity, you can appear on TV shows, date somebody who is already famous, have lots of money, or you can get famous simply by having a lot of sex appeal!
Seeparis hilton, chantelle

person 1: Hey did you watch big brother... that chantelle woman became a celeb JUST because she was a housemate.

person 2: Yeah, shes a professional celebrity.
by Woodworm December 14, 2008
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