Procrasturbation

pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
  proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.

She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.

by Griffon727 September 14, 2012

Procrasturbate

To masturbate and procrastinate at the same time.

I procrasturbate when I don't feel like doing my homework.

by Dr. Lipschitz September 8, 2017

Procrasturbation

Masturbation used only as a means of procrastination.

Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.

by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014

Procrasturbation

v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".

The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.

by FourDimensionalCumDumpster December 31, 2010

Procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a way of procreation

Procr-eation
m-asturbation

"What are you doing?!"
"Calm down! Its just procrasturbation."

by Kranken July 29, 2012

procrasturbate

Procrastinating by masturbation.

I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.

by zaea January 22, 2013

Procrasturbation

The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.

Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"

Procrasturbation.

by Kacius Clay January 15, 2011