Prayer Pudding

The froth that appears on the corners of a priest's mouth while he's talking. Often caused by too much talking without drinking enough water. Sometimes, he will unknowingly spray it onto the parishioners.
Altar Boy 1: Eww did you see Father Jerry?
Altar Boy 2: Yeah, look at all of that Prayer Pudding around his mouth!
Altar Boy 1: I think I got some on my face!
Altar Boy 2: Me too! That's disgusting.
by jackbox281 September 28, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1:Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
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prayers for cranberryjuice

they're getting a divorce and idk if they gonna get the kids
cranberryjuice might not get the kids
prayers for cranberryjuice
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prayer-jack

To spontaneously and with little to no warning, begin praying with strangers you just met. Most of the time this is done holding hands.
They seemed like very nice people and right before we turned to walk away, he asked me "can we pray?". Before I could respond he reached for my hand, and prayer-jacked me.
by hitworth June 14, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
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Mood prayer

When a worship leader does a long, drawn out prayer while accompanied by shcmoozic (see definition of schmoozic).

Especially when the worship leader begins to speak with dramatic voice inflections like a motivational speaker. Sometimes it appears they are high while doing so.
Lol! That Fornian is going full mood prayer.

Would this Fornian quit mood praying and pray like he loves the Lord?

Bruhhhhhh! I’m feeling the VIBES of this mooooood praaaaaayyyer!

Bethel churches always do mood prayers.

(Pray sincerely, avoid mood prayers)
by Hunter HaFrick’nrickian October 17, 2020
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a single prayer

When someone prays the phrase: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest". to prey on people.
Person 1: Hey, do you prey on people?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "a single prayer"
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