myspace pose

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their webcam for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

Myspace poses can also be found on similar networking sites such as bebo and msn.

I've never been popular on myspace. Maybe if I do the myspace pose I will finally be accepted for who I am.

by Jonny #W September 8, 2006

Poser Goth

Someone who wears.

Fake piercings. eg lip, cartilage etc
Likes avril, h.i.m, fall outboy etc
Crap teen goth diary
Normally copies someone but v badly
Only talks bout music etc when that person is around

Me ( to my mates) : Yh so did you see eastenders last night
Mate: Yeah
Poser Goth (near us): I love H.I.M's new video omfg it so rock my socks(crap phrases)
Me: Wtf don't try it bitch

by Anon*Anti Poser's November 13, 2007

posega

Posega also known as a males left tecticle. Often refered to as a "possy" or the "poss'".

"Woh! Your posega is huge." said the girl.

by Tomz6831 May 12, 2009

Poseidown

When a professional swimmer is drowning. Poseidon resembles the king of the sea and is not supposed to drown.

Micheal Phelps is drowning. Poseidown! Poseidown!

by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019

Poser

Any one who does not follow his/her own ideas of what he/she likes. Following no one set norm makes you real and following no one set norm makes you poser. Poser is governed not by the clothes, music, or makeup you wear, but rather by the state of your mind and the conformity to your own beliefs.

Posers conform to the beliefs of others.

by Alive June 23, 2003

Poseidon Powder

Cocaine

Mmmm I could use some Poseidon Powder at the party

by Mmewlisa January 22, 2019

poser

Virtually every kid in my school. They're almost all middle class, suburban white kids, who wear there pants to their ankles, and say they're "gangsta". 1, maybe 2 kids have any ties to gang activity. You ain't a gangsta, so pull your pants up!

poser gangsta: Wassup White boy?

Me:You're just as caucasian as me

him: ...

by A regular kid November 29, 2006