Most people with the names of Matthew and Ryan are poontangs. They are worth next to nothing in life and try to make others feel like poontangs because the Matthews and Ryans cannot deal with being the biggest poontangs of all.

Matthew is the biggest, smelliest, ugliest poontang of all.

Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.

Poontang by J.K. Dolce April 28, 2008

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Pootang

Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.

Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!

Pootang by MyNameBeTom January 10, 2011

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pooty tang time

when someone wit a belt whip yo monk azz

when some one beats yo azz incredibly beyond recognition

finna kik his ass its pooty tang time

pooty tang time by fatsheep March 4, 2007

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Poontang

poontang, what female astronauts douche with.

The scanky female astronaut was making the space ship smell like fish , so she douched it out with some tang.

Poontang by frankenpimp May 18, 2004

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