pootie dog

A women with a short stature who enjoys welding and smoking cigarettes

That pootie dog Miss just smoked all my cigarettes!

by Caprowler December 2, 2016

Pooty tink

When you smell a vagina from a distance you shouldn't.

Wow, her pooty tink.

by Bks sandbar October 26, 2019

Voodoo pootie

Pussy so good that it puts a spell on you. It will control your life, and if you try and resist...you will be cursed with cycles of depression, and psychosis. You will always go back to the Voodoo.

Who is that guy that keeps driving by, but not stopping?
That's Luis....it's because I got that voodoo pootie. SMH

by Strawberrynaynay February 7, 2018

pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.

"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

Pooty booty

Kind of like swamp ass, but just a long-time buildup of poo funk or leakage. See definition for gooch grease

Man we've been playing Minecraft for 17 hours straight and I got pooty booty, lemme go wash my ass real quick

by skids-n-shids July 12, 2022

Pootis status

Pootis status is a video made out of clips from a video called "Pootis Engage // EXTREME", uploaded by ceno0 on 19th february 2022. The video consists of two heavies from Team Fortress 2, breaking into a military base, both accidentaly run into the soldier (Also from Tf2), and start a fight, which lasts the majority of the video, the clips are taken from this fight scene.

This meme is commonly used instead of the senator armstrong meme.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen pootis engage? It's a really good animation made by ceno0

Person 2: I haven been way too busy to watch it, but i've seen the pootis status meme and it looks great!

by Tom00s November 3, 2022

power pootie

A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.

Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!

by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003