Poomies

When you get the zoomies after a mad poo

My dog had the POOMIES after his poop today

“Poobekah had the POOMIES today”

by Poobekah June 9, 2024

Poomies

When someone or an animal gets the zoomies after a poo!

“My pup poobekah had the POOMIES today, must have been a big poo”

by Poobekah June 9, 2024

poominating

Poominating is the result of ruminating as you defecate into a toilet.

I spent time in the toilet poominating today.

by MakeAmericaThinkHarder August 8, 2024

pooming

The piss equivalent of cumming, but instead of semen, it's just piss. For those that enjoy giving Golden Showers. Someone in the act of performing a poom.

Jane: "I hope you drank plenty of water today"
John: "Don't worry, I'm about to.. Oh no, I'm pooming!" *proceeds to give Jane the Golden Shower she'd been waiting for all day*

by HistrionicX March 13, 2025

Poopity Scoop

scoop diddy whoop
whoop de scoop de poop
poopty scoopty, scoopty whoop
whoopity scoop woop poop
poop diddy whoop scoop
poop! poop!
scoopity whoop
whoopity scoop
whoopity scoop poop

Bro really said poopity scoop, what the fuhhh, Kanye West is on acid.

by TYNIKSO March 19, 2025

fruit poopito

Fruit popito is when you take a fruit poop yet with small nuggets or a creamy small dirty gross dump.

Dan-Ahhhh!
Jack-What was that about?
Dan-I tryed to get a quick Fruit Poop but i got a nasty suprise with a fruit poopito!!!
Jack-Oh,thats bad man.
Dan-I know now i have skidmarks in my boxers!!!
Jack-Man, i feel your pain..Im sorry.

by Stormy Littles November 17, 2011

Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.

Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"

by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022