live long and pooper

A combination of the famous shocker and the vulcan symbol for live long and prosper, the live long and pooper employs two digits in the vagina and two in the anus.

The other day I gave my girlfriend a live long and pooper. She enjoys having two in the pink and two in the stink.

by Alan Chris April 26, 2006

Poober

Lyft

Mayor McDaniels: No goodbyes, Mr. Hankey. You just need to go. We already called you a Poober.

Mr. Hankey: A Poober? They have that? (A Lyft car honks and pulls up) Oh, you mean Lyft Well, okay.

by Username 1552 October 18, 2018

Pooner

An ftm transgender. It refers to his poon.

"That lil pooner just got a new binder and he's crying with happiness."

by mandelaeffectgoober January 28, 2022

Pooperazzi

The new name for the technician who performs your colonoscopy. The person who takes the pictures inside your asshole.....

Me: What are you going to the doctor for?

You: I am going to see the pooperazzi for a poopshoot....

by JasonCovich November 25, 2009

Mr. Pooper

A guy who likes to take cock up his poop chute

Kevin is Mr. Pooper!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Pooler

The practice of designing an artificial anus out of a toilet paper roll, a condom and a tube of Jiffy Lube, then using it for sexual satisfaction while being strangled by a dehydrated homo on a public transpo bus.

Also a term used to describe an individual who routinely uses rubber dongs to pleasure themselves in public places like universities, ambulances and night clubs.

The blond doorman was totally poolering himself under his sweater-vest while we were waiting in line!!

by 331113 March 3, 2011

Sharpie in the pooper!

A common request to camwhores on 4chan asking what objects anonymous would like seen in any given orfice of her body. Unfortunatly, the camwhore never delivers pictures.

Camwhore: What does anon want in my pooper?
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!

Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.

by maxatron July 30, 2009