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Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.
by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023
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jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt
jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse
by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006
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Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond
by Deezos March 10, 2009
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Tuna Poes

Origin: South Africa / Internet culture

Refers to a female’s vagina smelling fishy/bad. Smells like trouble and disease. “Stay away” warning smell. If she opens her legs, you pass out. If you prefer seafood, then get up in that shit.
Horny guy: bro I opened her legs and all I smelled was her tuna poes.

Guy 2: hell nah, you had some seafood?

Horny guy 1: Nah bro, wasn’t in the mood for tuna or passing out.
by electricdildo October 29, 2025
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Poes

This is a very common word in south africa This is used then you have feelings for someone..
It is pronounced pu-ss..
You are a Poes!
by Awe my South Africans November 19, 2020
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poes op

A slang word used in South Africa to insult someone that is beyond stupid.
Jirre, kyk daai Poes op
by Derek Swart November 14, 2023
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Poes

Poes
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by A poes March 27, 2021
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