A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it
by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019
Get the Hairy plumsmug. You know that feeling when your friend buys or makes you something that you honestly… hate. You know, for example if you best friend came along and offered you some expensive plum bread that they bought with their own money; there’s no way you could turn that down. You hate it, but you eat it. Each bite offers a strange texture that simply does not cut the mustard. Well, at least not effectively or efficiently for that matter. And probably with the wrong knife too!
Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.
Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.
“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.
You slowly but surely push it into his neck.
“Ow,” he says before dying.
As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.
Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.
Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.
“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.
You slowly but surely push it into his neck.
“Ow,” he says before dying.
As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.
by Mmmm Juicy! November 12, 2014
Get the plum breadmug. When you're done butt-fucking a chick in her ass and you pull out your cock and there just happens to be a little to medium chocolate shit-morsel left on you cock, its called a "Chocolate Plum", trust me, its probably not as sweet as it sounds so don't go back for seconds...!
by Charlie's Nut Sack December 9, 2013
Get the chocolate plummug. Tight shorts in general on males. So tight that testicles are bulging in the crotch. It gives the appearance as if the wearer is smuggling plums in his shorts. Hence the name "Plum smugglers". These shorts are often worn by American tourists abroad.
"Damn, how can you fit your balls in those plum smugglers?"
American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).
Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.
American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).
Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.
by DizzleOC April 10, 2008
Get the plum smugglermug. by Marilyn Thomas October 15, 2013
Get the plum lickermug. 1) The Sugar Plum is a very sweet plum, which is unusual in the plum family because even the skin of it is sweet.
2) A testicle
2) A testicle
1) or 2) Good Lord, your Sugar Plums are huge. I have never seen them so large. Can I try them, Hmmm let me put them in my mouth and caress them with my tongue till my chin is runny with sticky juice. Come on give em to me.
2 only) He was asking for it, being a jerk, so i punched him in the Sugar Plums
2 only) He was asking for it, being a jerk, so i punched him in the Sugar Plums
by dan the perv January 31, 2008
Get the sugar plumsmug. A sex act in which one or two testicles are placed in the anus of a female while simultaneously having intercourse in the missionary position.
Stu got nasty with it and went plum deep on that chick, ball dingleberries and all; he tried to double down for the plums deep but could only manage his left nut, the one that hangs longer.
by Sheckie Mean January 28, 2010
Get the plums deepmug.