Ploedy

(PL-OH-DEE)

when you're watching Nickelodeon while busting a nut and you accidentally spill hot sauce on your nuts

"Dude I was just trying to have a nice night to myself...y'know, jacking off to Nickelodeon, until it resulted in a ploedy because I was eating popeyes"

by Moolester Sylvester March 14, 2018

Ploser

Ploser: person who uses plastic.

Dude did you just get a straw. What a fuckin ploser!

by wicked hazel July 20, 2018

Plone

To have sex with someone. A portmanteau of "plough" and "bone".

Jen: Plone me tonight
Tobin: Game

by Hazzle Brush May 8, 2019

Plover mother

Parents that never control their kids and then blame or attack others if they're hurt or in trouble. ( plovers are an Australian bird who let their chicks roam freely and violently swoop anyone that comes near)

This kid just ran straight into me and his crazy plover mother started screaming at me like I'd hurt him deliberately.

by Dutchy70 September 12, 2019

Poodem

A word to describe someone who reeks of "absolute shit". Commonly used by "roadmen" to show their disrespect in their higher form of mentality.

"Ay this man some clapped poodem, innit my units"

by not a poodem March 6, 2020

Poder

What my grandma calls a penis

Pordan! Don’t forget to shake your poder after you tinkle so you don’t get tinkle on your shorts.

by Loogie Monster March 18, 2020

ploved

Stoned while masterbating

“Hey bro last night I ploved so hard”

by anonymous May 18, 2021