Saturn Pattern

When someone licks around ones asshole, and then inserts their tongue into said asshole, in order to mimic the rings around Saturn.

I can't believe Easy E was Saturn patterned last Friday night.

by Saturn Pattern December 3, 2017

Pifter

1.) a person very much askew, most likely a hipster , douche bag , dickhead or frat boy ; overly ironic and parody of one's self image.

2.) absolute asshole.

check out this pifter in the skinny jeans and loafers

by I am the Squid December 10, 2010

8 Pinter

A girl who is so filthy, dutty, and yeast infected that you would need at least 8 pints to go anywhere near her or her muff area.

Joe: mate that bird last night was fookin fresh son!!

Matt: dude how many pints did you have?

Joe: 8, why? oh no.. please dont tell me she was an 8 pinter!?!?!

Matt: she was a close to a man as a woman can get. Mate, please say you wore a johnny cus im not gonna go with you to the clinic.

by Duttyboy February 12, 2010

male pattern cameltoe

When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.

Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.

by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006

Pittern

A tessellated diagram that at first glance may not look like it was produced by the number π, but on closer look, it reveals a figure patterned solely by the mathematical contant positioned in different orientations.

Ian plans to promote some of his pitterns as part of a collection of Pi NFTs on OpenSea, hoping that some math geeks would buy or bid for these wallet-friendly digital creations to support him financially.

by Fasters March 25, 2022

Pistening

To take a piss while simultaneously listening to someone or something.

I'm really sorry i have to use the toilet but go ahead and keep talking, i'm pistening.

by nochumplovesucker October 10, 2011

Pinterstress

The stress created from the need to always use ideas from Pinterest for parties, gatherings and every day living.

Mom: I need to get little Billys party ready, first I have to make the empty paper towel roll party favors, then the leaf macaroni place mats, then the plastic grocery bag party hats...I have so much to do and the internet is down and I can't log onto Pinterest!!!

Sister: OMG your having Pinterstress.

by Jboymc September 18, 2012