punani pirate

A one eyed one legged prostitute

The punani pirate was chasing me yelling, "You no pay! you owe fifty dollar!" when she tripped and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was home free now, free sex from a Thai hooker.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Ninja Pirate

You take a parrot and place it on the womans shoulder, then while stood behind her shout 'Polly want a cracker?!' When she turns around to see what you are doing you bob down and lick her love tunnel without her expecting with such force and vigor she looses her footing twist her ankle and walks like she has a peg leg to the bed with a parrot still on her shoulder.

Friend: Why are you walking like a pirate?
Girl: Oh, that's the result of a nuff buff piece of ass doing a Ninja Pirate on me...

by AWTH August 4, 2017

foxy the pirate

An animatronic character in the game series "Five Nights At Freddy's" or FNAF for short, he appears in FNAF 1, as a normal, but run down animatronic, on FNAF2, as a discommitioned animatronic, and in FNAF3, he appears as a chared/burnt phantom version, but in a far worse state than in the 2nd game, it is unknown whether he will appear in the upcoming fnaf4 game, due to Scott Cawthon showing teaser images of the main animatronics, (Freddy fazbear, bonnie the bunny, and chica the chicken) he has the fandom on edge hoping that their favorite animatronic (foxy) will be in the game, I guess we will all have to wait until October 31st!

Foxy the pirate fox just scared me when he ran down the hall!!

by emofurrykittenfromMLPFIM June 25, 2015

beer pirate

the more than likely broke individual at any party that snakes whatever beers he can from other peoples stashes and puts them down. Also usually the ultra-shitfaced guy at a party that no one really knows.

"Man. . . I bought a fuckin case half an hour ago, but that beer pirate that came with (enter name) is putting them down everytime we leave the room."

by Holden Meats December 18, 2003

plop pirate

A male homosexual. Especially one who prays on those underage, and engages in violent acts to obtain his form of gratification.

I'm not having my lad go to THAT nursery school. The newspaper said a plop pirate works there.

by EmeritusProfessorofShite December 14, 2018

Lowly pirate

The absolute lowliest scum in Sea of Thieves. They will always blame their crew when a better crew crushes them. Lowly pirates are also unbelievably loud and obnoxious

Hey RiskyRob! New player here, any tips on how can I not be a lowly pirate?

by lowlypirate355 April 24, 2023

bed pirate

one who plunders and steals all of the blankets and covers whilst their partner/victim sleeps...leaving them cold.

The sex was fantastic, but he was such a freakin' bed pirate I finally had to move out.

by DiDi November 8, 2004