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physics

1. The most common/easiest way to drop your GPA in high school

2. If you happen to be a scientific prodigy, then its that magic nap time every other day...
1. Dude, i woulda had a 4.0 if it wasn't for that damn physics test. When the hell am i ever gonna need to know about the quantum electrodynamic theory!?!?!?!?!?!??!
by Mindgames238 November 1, 2009
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cartoon physics

A mentality similar to when the coyote is chasing the road runner and runs off a cliff he can float weightlessly, until he realizes that he is, in fact, not weightless, at which point he plummets to the ground. Our world: People will do things that they think they can or are safe to do until a tragic accident occurs, telling them otherwise.
Often occurs is Asia. Overloaded trucks traveling roads at high rates of speed. Usually carrying dangerous items like propane cylinders and they are not tied down and falling about the truck.
by eric_c May 30, 2005
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physical

1. To beat some one up (verb).
2. A procedure in which a doctor examines your whole body, including your weewee.
by nikkan_hanil January 19, 2004
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physco

'Net speak for "psycho." Originated from 11-year-olds who couldn't be bothered to look in a dictionary.
OMG ur physco ex-gurlfrend jus called me up looking 4 u!!
by mcmackey November 7, 2007
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Zelda Physics

Physics as applied in The Legend of Zelda series. Examples include shrubbery that turns into rupees when cut, enemies bursting into flames after being hit by your sword, falling 300+ feet and rolling to avoid any bodily harm whatsoever, walls made of wood that spark when you hit them with your sword, and suddenly levitating three feet in midair when jumping to a seemingly impossible to reach platform.
Why won't it let me climb on top of this ledge that's half my height?" "Zelda physics." "How did Link manage to dive headfirst onto concrete from ten feet up and not crack his head open?" "Zelda physics.
by The Nickhymer July 6, 2010
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physical education

A subject that everyone must pass to show that you can do things that are completely irrelevant to exercise.
Boss: All you need to do is say 1+1 and you can do this job easily, no exercise involved.
Applicant: OK, I can count.
Boss: Excellent, do you have a physical education diploma?
Applicant: No.
Boss: Sorry, even though exercise has absolutely nothing to do with this job, you can't get in unless you exercised in school.

*5 years later*

Applicant (now homeless): I could do everything that a job wanted, but I got rejected because I didn't exercise.
by udusers1 December 17, 2010
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physiognomy

the features of a person's face (isn't that interesting, bet you didn't know that!)
hey, that person studies physiognomy
by cailín beag June 21, 2003
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