pelp

Pelping someone means to slowly insert a dead fish into their rectum.

This is taken from a famous German cartoon by Walter Moers.

...where he was pelped by the Inquisition...

by housetier April 9, 2005

phelix

Badass who is awesome at everything

I can’t believe how Phelix that was!

by Mais9669 December 18, 2017

Phelpsed

The act of being totally and utterly destroyed by your opponent. Although the loser may be absolutely "owned", ownage just doesn't do it justice. In Phelps' case, he "owned" world class athletes while at times making it look silly. You see being "owned" could mean that you fought a good fight- better luck next time. But to be Phelpsed is on a whole different level. In this instance, the loser was horribly defeated to the point that there was no purpose for his or her participation in the event.

The French got fucking phelpsed in the Olympics

by dhrdfggg October 16, 2008

Mr. Phelps

A nickname for the monkey that does your errands.

"Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to bring me bananas from the grocery store. Should you be caught by animal control, I will deny any ownership of you. Good luck Jim."

by clockwrist August 21, 2008

Michael Phelps

Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination

Holy crap how many medals does that guy have

Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien

by redhawk23 October 12, 2008

phelching

to jizz in an orifice, then phelch it back out with a straw, hench the 'phelch' noise.

after phelching it out, the jizz is passed from mouth to mouth whilst kissing.

jonny and jill had a major phelching session in the woods on a sunny day

by Adam April 11, 2005

Philp

Cuming up someones nostrils

Im going to Philp you so hard!

by Quint Jones February 3, 2008