dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

by Jack Bell June 25, 2007

Perceft

The imperfect way or writing perfect.

OMG dued! Did u c taht gril!? Shes so perceft!

by Prof. Pasquale April 18, 2010

Permcel

The permanent form of an incel. Someone so repulsive, inadequate, and intolerable that they are quite certainly guaranteed an entire lifetime of isolation and loneliness.

"Did you see Ashley's latest self-deprecating status?"

"Yeah, Ashley is quite pathetic, he is a certified permcel."

by ChedBoy June 5, 2018

Percentist

Having a bias against someone because of the percentage (generally low) of a particular race they are.

Chris told me that I cannot use the dark brown thumbs up emoji because I am only 2% African, he's such a percentist.

by 2% in the right places November 30, 2018

Perusement

A verb describing the act of perusing in a future tense.

"Dear sir, I have collected an arrangement of articles for your perusement."

"Thank you Bertram, I shall now peruse these articles."

by Beepbeepbehicle March 16, 2021

Percent

Another way of saying “100” or “Appreciate You”

“Anything you need, I got you. Percent.

by lillex73 May 25, 2021