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Passaic, NJ

A lower-middle-class Northern New Jersey city of about 25,000 in Passaic County about 15 miles outside of New York City. Located between Clifton and the Passaic River, it's about 10 miles North of Newark. The main ethnicities of the city include Jews, Blacks, Polish, and Carribean Latinos: Puerto Ricans and Dominicans.
Passaic is the third leg of North Jersey's infamous Tri-City Area, along with Clifton and Paterson.

Passaic is generally less ghetto/gangsta than Paterson and more so than Clifton.
by pachmoedius March 8, 2005
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paesano

(1) a word that really does exist, and the dude that said it didn't was incredibly wrong. He also needs to kick "Billy William's" ass or whoever the hell says paesano in the south, because I can tell that Billy Williams is not Italian at all and is a southern wannabe that should come to the Italian part of the Bronx or South Philly sometime to get his ass kicked.
Paesano is a real word, assholes. You live in the fuckin south and have no idea what you are talking about.
by Jam Master J April 15, 2005
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Que te pasa, calabaza?

Spanish slang. Literally means "What's happening, pumpkin?" It's a childishly friendly way of asking someone what's going on.
Person #1: Oye, ¿que te pasa, calabaza?
Person #2: Nothing much, just hanging out.
by Calabazahead June 20, 2009
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Pasa

1. The Bengali term for one's buttocks. 2. Used to describe a person with a bad attitude or annoying personality. 3. An interjection that can be used to describe feelings of disgust or shock.
1. Ooof! I just want to kick that girl's pasa!
2. What a Pasa! He just hung up on me!
3. Pasa, Man! I just failed that test!
by Saboomafoo August 21, 2010
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Passat

Not only a brisk wind, but a damn fine automobile.
I drive my Passat 76 miles a day.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Pasagetdowndena

The Pasadena in Texas. First coined by Moby in the Morning shock jock on 97 Rock in the mid 80's. It is an ironic name, like calling a bald guy curly. Pasadena is known for it's chemical and petroleum plants, Gilleys, and rednecks. Two country music songs have been recorded with Pasagetdowndena in the title. Sometimes it is hyphenated as Pasa-get-down-dena.
Many young people from Pasagetdowndena go to Houston to party and say they are from Deer Park to seem cooler.
by Gregg Welch January 11, 2009
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Pasadena

Pasadena, MD:

Despite the popular belief that the general population consists of uneducated, toothless ho-bags, everyone who lives or grew up in Pasadena knows that this group makes up only approximately 5% of the population. 75% of the population knows how to fix your car or how to put an addition on your house.

20% of the population hold college degrees and have jobs that are completely useless...but they make lots of money anyway. This group generally has not learned anything useful in their lives, and therefore cannot fix cars or build anything without it promptly falling apart. This group gives most of its pay to the other 75% that know how to fix cars and build houses.

2% of the group that holds a college degree also have graduate degrees. They generally wonder what they're doing in Pasadena when they could be living in neighboring Severna Park or Arnold. However, they realize that in Severna Park, they could lose their life savings if their dog craps on the neighboring lawyer's lawn. In Pasadena, the neighbor will thank you for the free fertilizer.

Despite the popular notion that there is nothing to do in Pasadena, there are various restaurants in which one could eat. Most of the teenagers who live in Pasadena don't realize that their cars can travel distances greater than 10 miles, and could land them in Annapolis or Baltimore in about 15-20 minutes. They would rather drive a few miles and hang out in the local fast-food eatery's parking lot. Some local teens lack the funds to finance a vehicle due to spending all of their money on spray paint...which they use to tag signs, fences, etc. In this way, they can mark their territory on property not owned by them, and pretend that they own something. This group of teens will never own anything because they are essentially morons. This is as close as they will ever get to property ownership.

Half of the population owns a boat. 30% of the boats are in working order. The other 70% are owned by college graduates...who spent all of their money on getting their car and house fixed by the other group that do not have college degrees...and they have no money left to pay to fix their boats.
by molson1025 February 5, 2009
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