Your key to having a college education
by CCPMan October 12, 2017
Get the Rich Parents mug.Parents who ruin your life on a weekly basis by signing you up for or taking you to crap you don't want. This includes them buying tickets to events you don't care about and they force you into them, ruining your life in every way possible when you can normally be enjoying your own leisure.
If you have a break from school (such as summer or winter), your parents are almost guaranteed to screw it up. This includes planning a vacation over your entire break, essentially making it wasted by the time your break is over.
If you have a break from school (such as summer or winter), your parents are almost guaranteed to screw it up. This includes planning a vacation over your entire break, essentially making it wasted by the time your break is over.
Kyle: Dude, my spring break was wasted because my stupid church parents planned a vacation on it, taking me to stuff I had no interest in.
Chris: Aww, that sucks crap. Next break, do you want to spend it all with me and play Smash all the way?
Kyle: Why, yes.
Chris: Aww, that sucks crap. Next break, do you want to spend it all with me and play Smash all the way?
Kyle: Why, yes.
by The Real Driller July 6, 2021
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Parent(s) of a college student who did not receive any financial aid thereby requiring the parents to foot the entire cost of the college education.
Bubba University is pleased to sponsor a light luncheon to honor our Full Freight Parents. Our Full Freight Parents will also be given preferred parking at this year's graduation.
by Theamazingken July 24, 2012
Get the Full Freight Parent mug.An overbearing parent who treats all who interact with the child as if they will most certainly make a mistake and cause their child harm. As "helicopter parents" hover around the child to ensue the child is guided, the attack helicopter parent obsesses over any who come in contact with the child.
Tim's kid asked if I had candy so I gave him a stick of gum. So Tim starts raisin his voice about the kid's diet. Tim's one'a them attack helicopter parents.
by Danny Soto December 22, 2018
Get the Attack Helicopter Parent mug.Lurman’s parents are when someone has parents who are half insane. The father is a white french muslim man with a secret prostate massager and the mother is a buddhist pacifist vegan who doesn’t shower.
by BenitoBrah February 1, 2022
Get the Lurman’s Parents mug.The bane of the dean's existence. The parent who hovers and flaps his wings while the kid lives in his shadow. Particularly prevalent at high-priced colleges, where parents feel obliged (or entitled) to intervene on issues down to the candlepower of the lightbulbs.
Yes, helicopter parent, your intentions are good, but that rotor of yours is causing a din.--Felix Carroll, Albany Times Union, January 27, 2005
by Buce September 5, 2005
Get the helicopter parent mug.utterly obsessive in one's life and you'll always be the kid no matter how old you are. 40? Still a kid.
Farked asian parent: Your study no good enough!
You: But I have got all high grades and soon off to exchange through scholarship which is really hard to get!
F.A.P: WA? You go by yourself? NO you CANT go anywhere, until you get married.
You: I have a LIFE of MY OWN you KNOW?
F.A.P: NO! You CAN'T GO BY URSELF, your mother go with you, or I go with you, you choose.
You: Hell NO! I can take care of myself for christ sake! I'm AN ADULT!
F.A.P: NO, your a KID, you don't know how to do anything, you don't know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash, how to take care of yourself!!!
You: WTF?!??!!! DID U EVER LET ME LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE? BLOODY HELL, NO ONE WAS BORN TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, I WILL LEARN MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR DARN HELP!!!
POINT BEING:
obsessive asian parents will first control your life by doing everything for you, and make you study and work day and night, so you dont have time to learn the everyday skills. And then when your old enough, got some success in ur studies and career, and want to live on your own, they throw you the line: YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...WTF... just to keep you with them FOREVER...
SO FARKED I SWEAR!!!
You: But I have got all high grades and soon off to exchange through scholarship which is really hard to get!
F.A.P: WA? You go by yourself? NO you CANT go anywhere, until you get married.
You: I have a LIFE of MY OWN you KNOW?
F.A.P: NO! You CAN'T GO BY URSELF, your mother go with you, or I go with you, you choose.
You: Hell NO! I can take care of myself for christ sake! I'm AN ADULT!
F.A.P: NO, your a KID, you don't know how to do anything, you don't know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash, how to take care of yourself!!!
You: WTF?!??!!! DID U EVER LET ME LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE? BLOODY HELL, NO ONE WAS BORN TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, I WILL LEARN MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR DARN HELP!!!
POINT BEING:
obsessive asian parents will first control your life by doing everything for you, and make you study and work day and night, so you dont have time to learn the everyday skills. And then when your old enough, got some success in ur studies and career, and want to live on your own, they throw you the line: YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...WTF... just to keep you with them FOREVER...
SO FARKED I SWEAR!!!
by F.A.P SUCK July 21, 2009
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