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paramedic

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.
The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.
by Jimbone October 7, 2004
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parade sex

when a sex partner was so good, you want to throw a parade in their sexual-greatness-honor.. used expecially within dyke circles
Q: How is she in bed?

A: Parade sex! I came so hard, I passed out.
by miss mikie November 25, 2009
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Parade Mode

What you get with Harley owners riding five miles an hour and stopping to rev their engines every thirty feet while never leaving the block. Ridiculously slow speeds also seen with many corvette owners.
A friend pointed out he disliked obnoxious owners of sports bikes and Harley's equally. I pointed out the sports bike guys make less noisy. Also they will be ten miles down the road when the average Harley guy is just getting started with his parade mode of racket. He agreed.

Riding a bicycle 12mph in a 30 zone I passed a C5 Corvette in parade mode. Half mile later he was still going 10 miles per hour.
by Harley Earl January 9, 2012
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Paranoia Agent

An excellent anime series on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. This follows a group of people in modern day Tokyo who have all been attacked by a mysterious boy deemed Lil' Slugger. They all identify the boy as having golden rolloerblades and a golden baseball bat, bent at a 45 degree anlge (described on the show as "like a dog's leg"). All of these victims share the common trait of being under extreme pressure, trauma and stress at the time of their attack, and all of them have their problem temporally solved after they have been attacked. Each character has it's own sub-plot, and each character ties to the others due to the attacks of Lil Slugger. There are also two detectives working on solving the case. Paranoia Agent is a cerebral, vague and often confusing anime show, but if you take the time to understand the show's subtle plot clues, it is well worth it.
I used to stay up for Adult Swim to see InuYasha, Cowboy Bebop and Trigun.. but now I just want to see more of Paranoia Agent.
by Waqcku July 28, 2005
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penis parade

An astronomical band of penile organs congregated in a confined area fighting for the rights of vaginal penetration.
Me and my buds joined the penis parade.
by C-K-L November 28, 2007
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Paramedic/EMT

Definition: A person in which works on a ambulance, responding to emergency medical situations.

Characteristics : Paramedics are made up of many different types of people! This is what makes them so great. They all have different views and beliefs yet still have a brother/sister hood because they all have a drive to help others. Many Paramedics can come across as blunt ,cold or a little too honest, however they have a protective, soft and caring manner to them as well. They appear strong as if nothing can shake them but understand these people are NOT superheroes! It is not uncommon for them to go home after a shift and cry for an hour about the patient they couldn’t help, the patient who’s was to far gone. Sometimes it happens at random times, like driving home from the grocery store. Although every one handles it differently! They wear there heart on there sleeve and want nothing but the best for there patients.

Some people call these fine individuals Angels but I’m not sure they fall under this category either! Paramedics have a tendency to have the darkest sense of humour and are always shocking people with there jokes. These people are the most badass bitches you will ever meet! If you think the Paramedic/Emts are crazy, you should see the people who marry them!
That Paramedic/EMT looks like a monster with all those tattoos, but there actually the sweetest person you will ever meet!
by Alberta Proud October 8, 2019
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Virus Paranoia

being paranoid about your computer getting a virus. A person with Virus Paranoia will scan everything downloaded before opening it and will remove anything an anti virus detects without regard that it may just be a false positive.
my friend's virus paranoia caused her removed a program that was safe because her anti virus found it questionable.
by 50%Cat April 26, 2011
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