Land of Parting Gifts

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.

I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.

by John April 29, 2005

painting the pole

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

by buzzman October 29, 2006

Panking

The act of having a wank whilst on the shitter

Person 1: "Bhuttae, stop panking!!!"
Bhuttae: "Mate im having a DANGER pank!!!

by Fatkins Diet February 16, 2010

panning

Slang for masturbation. Named for a legendary masturbator who rumor has it panned for four hour straight furiously.

*Knock Knock*
*shuffling noise*
Dude Ed went home for the weekend. Allen is so panning in there.

by Repsaj Kuo June 29, 2009

punting baby syndrome

When you get the random urge to punt babies. Usually across football fields.

YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.

DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.

by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006

College Works Painting

Largest college internship in the United States. Teaching students how to manage and operate their own residential painting business in neighborhoods in more than 19 states from California to Massachusetts. This program is legit because they train and teach you how to manage your own business venture, and they don't ask you for any money for start-up. They provide the means necessary to build your company from the ground up. The profits depend all on the student, how much work and effort you put into their business will determine how much salary they take home a week. The residential painting business is about customer service, and hard work.

The College Works Painting internship is a unique and worthwhile experience if you are looking to run your own business.

by audreyfan86 February 27, 2009

Ricky Ponting Bum Tap

The 'Ricky Ponting Bum Tap', aka the ‘RPBT’ is the only known male heterosexual contact with the arse of another heterosexual male currently in existence - introduced by world class cricketer Ricky Ponting himself. The RPBT consists of between 1 and 3 taps or smacking actions to the posterior of one’s counterpart and/or compatriot (of the same sex). This contact rule MUST be strictly adhered to, as any more than 3 taps to the rectal area of another male may cause questions to arise about the sexuality of the tapper carrying out the act.

Papabear - “What a fantastic shot Casper at the game of billiards we are currently playing! Let us celebrate your most impossible shot by employing the act of the ‘Ricky Ponting Bum Tap’, also known as the RPBT, so as to emphasise our masculinity, heterosexuality, and alphaness.”

by Papabear of Brisneyland October 19, 2010