Page 250

bullshit that should be ripped up into a million pieces

friend: are you okay?

me: page 250

friend: and?

me: leave me alone, please, (friends name), please

by mrsobrienn March 6, 2021

Page Dance

A phrase or word you add into the first post on a page in a web forum.

This is done using the EDIT function which means it must be done within 10 minutes of posting. After 10minutes the forum won't let you edit anymore.
If you miss this window because you used the Quick Reply function and didn't notice that you got the top post, you are said to have been QRIMPED.
Quick
Reply
Induced
Missed
Page
Dance.

This eventuallity falls firmly in the 'Shit Happens' category.

An 'Edit-less PageDance' is frowned upon as this is proof that you have 'post-counted' the previous page.
Post-counting is not kewl.

PageDances vary.
GILD does PANTSULA, a traditional dance in South Africa, with variations to fit the topic that's being discussed. John Childs offers a liquid poem to the glory of the hops and Kristine types the song she's listening to at the time in pink, her favourite colour.

The known record for continuous PageDances is thought to be seven but it is unclear.
The term originated in the Unicyclist Forums in the thread Most Replies.

Hey check out that awesome page dance GILD just did.
"PAGEDANCEPANTS"

by Carson Cole October 5, 2007

page sniffer

someone who selects to rent or buy books by the smell of the pages.

Sally was at the library one day roaming the shelves. She would grab a hand full of books and smell the pages. She would only check out books that had the most pleasing smells to the pages so that she could smell them before going to bed. Sally was a class II page sniffer.

by pbrgirl September 23, 2005

Page licker

That one person that's so up their own arse about reading the book of a film or tv series (Lord of the rings, game of thrones), and explains how their the freaking master of the universe, and how your not a fan of the film just because you didn't read the fudging book.

me: ''Oh did you see legolas is in the next hobbit movie, yay, he's so coolio!'' page licker: ''yes i did, and i am not happy with it at all. He does not appear in the hobbit books at all, i know this because iv'e read them all five times and i'm a douche bag''.

by plumley November 7, 2013

monique page

monique page is so fucking funny.

🧑🏼 bro have you met monique page
👩🏽 yea man she’s fucking hilarious

by esqui x January 19, 2022

For the admins of this page

if you'll approve my descriptions i'll create one of them for each pokemon

I'll fucking do it, for my missing neurons (For the admins of this page)

by Ajeje Brazzorf December 2, 2021

Paging Apey

Flipping over a lady and engaging like a primate.

I am feeling a little filthy.. would someone like to page apey?.. ooooh yeah Paging apey is superior to plain ol doggy!

by jiminski pallenow December 7, 2013