tt punch

When you hit someone so hard in the tt.

"He tt punched me so hard :("
"I'm going to tt punch her"

by tt punch February 23, 2020

Punching the Asterisk

To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.

She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.

My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

geek punched

Becoming embarrassed for something or someone to whom you are not connected.

When the woman fell and dropped her groceries, I got totally geek punched.

by Ace Fantagious October 2, 2017

Root Punch

When one is punched in the root of ones being. The root being the genitals.

That bitch done fucked up, I'ma give her a root punch!

His nuts hurt after he got a root punch.

by SuperShelman July 28, 2011

Slush-punched

a physical phenomenon occurring where the last portion of a frozen libation adheres to the bottom and sides of the glass until it suddenly falls loose, crashing into the drinkers face as if they were being punched. Usually followed by sudden hysterical laughter from nearby witnesses.

I tried to finish that last Daiquiri before we left the pool bar but it totally slush-punched me in the face.

by Boner VonBonerstein February 26, 2015

caveman punch

When you have unprotected sex with a very dry and very hairy asshole.

I really hope my date with Jerry goes well tonight so I can caveman punch that hairy butthole of his

by Hoe no May 4, 2019

punching the ghost

Jorgeous signature dance move

when Jorgeous was worried about tanking Snatch Game on Ru Paul’s Drag Race she knew a lipsync was coming. “no worries mama. I have my punching the ghost move!”

by Uncle Joosie March 19, 2022