Slush-punched

a physical phenomenon occurring where the last portion of a frozen libation adheres to the bottom and sides of the glass until it suddenly falls loose, crashing into the drinkers face as if they were being punched. Usually followed by sudden hysterical laughter from nearby witnesses.

I tried to finish that last Daiquiri before we left the pool bar but it totally slush-punched me in the face.

by Boner VonBonerstein February 26, 2015

punching the ghost

Jorgeous signature dance move

when Jorgeous was worried about tanking Snatch Game on Ru Paul’s Drag Race she knew a lipsync was coming. “no worries mama. I have my punching the ghost move!”

by Uncle Joosie March 19, 2022

Punching The Dumpster

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.

Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(

by Xephe April 10, 2015

The Kombat Punch

Based off of the video game series, Mortal Kombat, when a person quotes a phrase from the game in a real life situation you punch them in the arm as hard as you can.

Yo that bird just got hit by a firecracker!
Fatality!
*insert The Kombat Punch here*

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

bastard-punch

Ten times better than the bitch-slap.

Dude 1: "Hey what happened to Plympton?"

Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."

Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"

Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."

Dude 1: "Damn."

by lightningbaroness March 1, 2010

Root Punch

When one is punched in the root of ones being. The root being the genitals.

That bitch done fucked up, I'ma give her a root punch!

His nuts hurt after he got a root punch.

by SuperShelman July 28, 2011

Punching the Seat

To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.

This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".

The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.

As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.

Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.

by TacoBellDawg711 October 20, 2009