Objectacle

1. A camp way of saying object

2. Spectacles that fold into a square shaped object

1. Camp guy: Darling, would you pass me that objectacle please?

2. Optician: Would you like some spectacles, or objectacles, sir?

Objectacle by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

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objectophiliac

freaks who's sexually attracted
to buildings.

// How i Met Your mother S09E03

(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?

objectophiliac by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013

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Objectophilia

Term used to describe falling in love with a gadget or any other inanimate object.

I love my iPhone/iPad and the world would end for me without it. Or I woke up slobbering on my iPad 2 and my iPhone 4 got jealous. Or I suffer from Objectophilia because I want to marry my iDevice.

Objectophilia by iSkip August 6, 2011