Numptious

An adjective to try to begin to describe the indescribable taste of an item, whether it be food or a person who is attractive, as delicious.

"Mmm! This cheeseball is so numptious!"; "Look at that guy at the bar. He's numptious!"

by Booism July 28, 2009

Numptious

The combination of nummy and scrupmtious. Used in defining something uber fantastic and tasty.

That stake we had last night was numptious.

by your a jerk 21 September 26, 2009

numpty

Andy Flynn

oh god it's that scouse numpty again

by geoff titman January 31, 2003

numpty

Small and rotund. Abused and loved.

"Where's my numpty?"

by Numpty buy July 8, 2003

numpty

A member of Totalgames who was also previously an egg.

I ought to numpty you (register you in totalgames, or make you an omelette)

by Nuttey Cubey July 9, 2003

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

by Jim July 14, 2003

numpty

a self centred oppinionated iq searching sociopath called kev...who cannot dance gets a sad on at every occasion and spends all his time sucking up to the likes of David Brent..... he might also have a middle management jobby in the council.. and drives a souped up audi.

quote..."which numpty shot my car"

by plain but smart July 25, 2008