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dirty norris 

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melted chocolate with the function of getting thrown of sum ones massive bonce
OI DICK GET THE DIRTY NORRIS
dirty norris by Kie*Duncan April 19, 2009
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Coach Norris 

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A highschool gym teacher that coaches Freshman Football and JV Baseball.

A Coach Norris is famous for quotes such as, "Freshman Football!", "K O R", "PUNT!", "You are actually retarded", and "Reyes, you running looks like old people having sex"

A Coach Norris will never age because he is Coach Norris
Coach Norris
Coach Norris by W-L<333333 November 29, 2011

The Chuck Norris 

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After receiving fellatio, finish off by cumming in the bitch's eye which intentionally blinds her as you unexpectantly and swiftly give her a roundhouse kick to the head.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the Chuck Norris last night."
The Chuck Norris by Carlos Ray October 29, 2011
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Chuck Norris'd 

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As a male, to get fucked in the ass by multiple males at once. Taken from the flash video Ultimate Orgy, can be found on Newgrounds if curious.
"Which of these erotic ads are you going to answer to?"
"All of them, I'm set to get Chuck Norris'd this weekend."
Chuck Norris'd by Tolous February 19, 2010
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chuck norris 

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America's premier ass kicking artist since the early 1960's.
Even at age 63 Chuck Norris can kick any guys ass in the US of A and most of the world and beyond!
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Chuck Norris And Friends 

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What the original title of the Bible was.

*ring ring*

This one guy-"Hello? Praise the Chuck."

That guy-"Dude let's go hang out come on! Go & you know..."

This one guy-"I'm really sorry man I can't, I just finished reading Chuck Norris And Friends & now I have to go worship Chuck Norris forever so he won't round-house kick me to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity!!"

That guy-"...yaa......"

*hang-up*
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