John

a guy who just wasted your time

"i just wasted you time"- John

by raccaroni March 6, 2020

John

Egotistical Short Guy
Sort of Confident in himself

Known around the block
Just a guy you can hang out with
Asian

Hey John, how is it down there

Shut Up

by not john October 18, 2019

John

It is a bundle of joy where even in your darkest days, a smile from them can make you the happiest. A john is a human that feels like home. When you’re around them you feel like no matter what’s going on around you, you are safe and everything is okay. A john is everything you can ever wish for in a person, a human that you can be yourself around and know he’ll love you forever. A john is the sweetest, nicest, and prettiest human you can meet and it’s the most beautiful thing you can experience.

I hope i was a john to you and i hope you’ll once find one

by Bestielala April 24, 2022

John

Book smart but his common sense is low. He’s obsessed with jack grealishs calves and is convinced he’s built like Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s very fruity even though he says he’s straight. He wants to adopt a kid so hit him up.

John says he has muscular legs 🦵.

by Microwaved pop tart November 17, 2021

John

John is a very charming guy to be around. If you find one OH MY LORD don't let them go. He knows how to make anyone smile even on the hardest days. He is very caring and notices when something is bothering someone even if they try hiding it. He is very sexy and has a freaky side. He loves affection any time of the day. He will treat his girl like a QUEEN and be loyal to her always. John doesn't play around with relationships and is true to his word. John is usually around 5'10 to 6'. They have a goofy personality, are definitely extroverted, and once you get to know him, his true colors come out. Sometimes he thinks he's Mr. Tough guy and will tease you but inside he's got a soft side that he tries to hide around his friends. He is very handsome, loves working hard for his dreams, and has a heart for the Lord.

Person 1: Aye is that him??
Person2: Who john?
Person 1: Yea

Person 2: oh sí, ese es él, no puedes perderte su atractivo yo

by beautifulbutterfly2231 February 11, 2022

johned

tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line

ima john my way up to the front

damn man those kids just johned the whole line

by R()$$ April 24, 2004

John

Substandard, junk, cheap or low-grade

This place is totally John. The room is disgusting.

by Kelly Amber August 26, 2016