Neil Dewan

Neil Dewan is a person with unusually unattractive facial features, a big ego, and massive nose. He tends to do well in school but not be very good at videogames in general.

Stop being a Neil Dewan

by Nelly Dewali January 21, 2022

Jeff O’Neill

The act of snorting 2 8balls of coke out of the butthole of another man while stroking your cock at the same time

Dude my slow and remedial friend performed a Jeff O’Neill on this tranny Theresa

by Jeffeyrydell May 4, 2019

Neil and Adrian Rayment

Twins. Martial Arts Experts. Biggest film to date : The Matrix Reloaded. Most recent film to date : Team One
Birth date : 14.05.70 (supposedly)
Birth Place : Minster, England (supposedly)
Claim to fame : "Handy hunks" on Better Homes, UK.

... twins... cool twins... awesomely cool twins...

by The Lilac Pilgrim March 31, 2004

mom-nesia

A recently coined word used to describe a memory dysfunction in women. It is proposed that the memory lapses experienced by new young mothers, is the result of a hormonal imbalance including repressed estrogen levels and a mammalian hormone called oxytocin.

That young mother is definitely suffering from mom-nesia.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

o'neill

aka "the o'neill"

the asgard's most technologically advanced ship, designed to fight agaisnt replicators

named after colonel jack o'neill

by thor December 9, 2003

Neils Bohr

One of the most instrumental atomic theorists, Neils Bohr was the first to acknowledge that electrons orbit the nucleus instead of the commonly accepted "plum pudding" atom model. Made the first 3D model of an atom, but was completely wrong about almost everything associated with atoms.

"Crap I hate Chemistry"

by Jordon December 11, 2003

neil hamburger

Neil Hamburger is the World's #1 Funny Man. He has opened up for many famous people like Tenacious-D and has been a host on Kimmel.

A few of Neil Hamburger's jokes:
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.

by Boo-yah Grandpa February 28, 2007