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mozshin

Mozshin, discovered in 2004 by two Starbooglesoft employees, is a word with multiple definitions and of Russian (emo) origins.

1 - A disease which is highly lethal and easily spread. Get tested and inform all your past partners if you have it.
2 - A spiced food (an aquired taste).
3 - A Russian club drug that will make you see daisies in traffic cones, if you know what I mean. Use with caution, or not at all, unless you're ready for some craaaazy times.

"Dude, that guy frenched a horse when he was on mozshin, and he got a really bad incurable case of mozshin, and now he's lamenting the fact that he has less than a year to live and only one more Christmas to have a traditional Mozshin dinner."

by Thor December 25, 2004

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whelp

Whelp means "a puppy/pussy".

You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it".

by Thor April 3, 2005

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thetable

The coolest place ever, forever documented at www.thetable.tk

"In other news, corporate giant thetable inc. recently acquired Microsoft, making this their third major business takeover this month."

by Thor August 23, 2004

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ass rocket

Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.

1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.

by Thor May 13, 2005

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