Moosing

Surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road on your tippy toes, eyes wide, head out, using one hand to make antlers and the other to smoke a cigarette.

Slow down! Is that a moose? Oh wait, it's just some guy Moosing us.

by Chilltownian July 7, 2013

moose

large deer like animal very slow and dim witted
also used for an insault

ah look over there, a moose

ah u stupid moose you dont know what ur doing!!!

by RANDOM-ZERO September 17, 2005

Moose

a Ultra Noob

He pulled a "Moose"

by v ViiRuS x December 22, 2010

Moose

A mammal that likes to have sex with women on craigslist.

Did you hear about the Moose on the news that got shot by a hunter when he found out the Moose was having sex with his 12 year old daughter?

by Chicken42017 September 16, 2010

moose

a slang for the female genitalia, getting its use from the internal female reproduction organs resembling a moose or some other type of horned creature.

oh my gosh, the female reproduction totally resembles a moose!

by dinosaur16 September 20, 2010

Moosing

When you get together with a bunch of mooses and do moose stuff. Possible moose activities include speeding, sipping, tripping, dipping, chopping, wubbing, beaning, rolling, and donating to moose conservation groups.

I’ll moose over if y’all are moosing

by Moosetopherson P. Jones April 19, 2019

moose

a big dumb ass that mooches off you, loves the soul pole, drinks all of your beer and then wants a ride home. example (Tim that lives in cincinnati)

That fucking moose drank my last beer.
That moose likes giving rusty trumbones for bus tokens.

by ricky323 May 12, 2006