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Modern Whorefare

The act of having sex with a girl while playing Call of Duty. (or Vice-Versa)
Yo Drizzy, my girl came over and we played Modern Whorefare together. It was amazing!
by DrizzyH-Baby August 11, 2010
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modern jackass

a person that talks expertly about something he/she actually knows nothing about

(Defined by the NPR show This American Life)
Usually occurs in a conversation when you know a little about a subject and when asked to expand upon it, you extrapolate completely unrelated nonsense.

"What are trans fatty acids?"
"Fats that have an extra hydrogen atom on it"
"What is that bad for you?"
insert modern jackass line
by Rian D Fowler September 3, 2005
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Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2

Nonexistent video game which people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sheer stupidity when you look at it, because why would anyone call MW2 Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2? That's what I call double-numbering a sequel, which is stupid.
Henry: Hey Marcus, I'm getting Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2.

Marcus: Oh my goodness, the next person to say COD6:MW2 is getting punched in the face.
by Frostbite249 October 29, 2009
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Modern Warjob

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare
Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"
by Modern Warjob Expert VI July 25, 2010
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modernism

A state in which irony becomes existentially externalized; usually through the introduction of new technology which is a skeuomorph of prior technology e.g. factories replacing farms in the era of late 1880's industrialization.
Modernism shifted parody from the literary to the existential; and heavily foreboded the existential self-parody of postmodernism.
by sandraxine October 29, 2017
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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3

The new shitty game that Infinity Ward made. It will make you rage out of your freaking mind.
Boy 1 - "Yo do you think that IW will patch mw3 this time around?

Boy 2 - "Fuck he got me around that corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck call of duty modern warfare 3 imma go get skyrim
by UnDeRgRoUnD KiNg by Drake November 21, 2011
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Modern Warfare 2 Rampage

When getting extremely pissed at MW2, and unable control your anger. It's common to break things while feeling this anger, either your controller, your headset, your tv, and even your xbox. After breaking some of these valuable things you then realize 2 minutes later that u just flipped out on a videogame and broke something very expensive, and dont wanna pay for a new one.
WTF. MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'V FUCKIN DIED 12 TIMES IN A ROW WUT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PIECA SHIT GAME. (dies again). FUCK THIS SHIT. (throws controller at wall)
(2 mins later) FUCK ME. I FUCKIN BROKE MY CONTROLLER (end of modern warfare 2 rampage).
by alexx93 August 13, 2010
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