Mission Valley Middle School

A strict public school in Leawood, Kansas, and makes you want to go to a private school. While sitting in the office of this school you can watch the security tapes, or watch the fat kids come out of the nurses office with an ice pack. Mission Valley is also the school with the ESL (english as a second language) program where all the immagrants come from all around Kansas City and try to kill the kids from KCK. It's not very pleasant, some of the Chinese kids try to knife the Mexicans, and the Mexicans hit on the Blacks, while the blacks are into the white trash...its pretty much a horrible school.

Mission Valley Middle School is a place that you never want to go.

by Curtis June 18, 2006

goofy missionary

When you're a big, silly, goofy guy and have missionary sex with your wife.

Tall guy with a lot of hair: Hey did you hear? I had goofy missionary sex with my wife last night.
Guy in glasses: Let's talk about that.

by NotMythicalchefTrevor April 27, 2023

missioncontrol

A great plan thought up while drinking beer and mowing the lawn.

I am sticking with my plan... it's a good plan... I came up with it while drinking beer and mowing the lawn...

Looks like he pulled another missioncontrol.

by The Aristocrats September 11, 2008

missionary

the regular sex position man on top of woman

missionary is when the man gets on top of girl and rides her

by jackiebabe March 19, 2010

Missionary Golf

A sexual session involving only the Missionary position. A "Hole" of Missionary Golf refers to one time having sex, and as such, playing a full 18 holes of Missionary Golf is quite likely impossible.

It resembles golf in that the "Holes" are slightly different, some longer, some shorter, some times you use brute force, sometimes you have to use finesse, but they are all basically the same. I believe there is a certain beauty in playing Missionary Golf well.

After a few holes of Missionary Golf, John and Shirly were exhausted!

by Christopher R April 16, 2007

Mission Impissable

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...

Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."

by Halit March 6, 2009

Missioning

Using the public transit to go someone's house/to an event

"Hey are you guys going to Franny's?"
"Yeee, bro. We're missioning it there."
"Seriously?"
"Shelay"

by Gina Un-Failure June 22, 2009