miss tree 

Miss Tree, is what you you search all your life for Answer To. She will confound you ,make you feel like an idiot ,Amaze & confuse you.Most of all she will make you learn what is important & to listen carefully so as to not make a complete fool of yourself
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.

Person 1.I finally found my Miss Tree, I hope I don't behave like an idiot and lose her.

miss tree by anonymous October 21, 2020

Handshake Mishap 

When two people are attempting to shake hands and some sort of mishap occurs such as one person partially missing the other person's hand and ending up shaking just their fingers.

Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.

Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.

Guy 1: Damn it! I was on my job interview and there was a handshake mishap and I ended up grabbing just fingers.

Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?

Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.

Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?

Guy 1: No I totally blanked!

Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.

Handshake Mishap by JSnoop September 23, 2011

Do yourself a mischief

A general warning to the recipient their past, present or future conduct may result in injury to themselves. Said injury could be caused by the recipient or by others.

Popular in Australia.

Prisoner 1: I'm really enjoying being the prison snitch.

Prisoner 2: A frieny piece of advice. Watch your step or you might just do yourself a mischief

Do yourself a mischief by Eug_2000 June 10, 2013

Misandry 

The belief that ALL evil in the world can be traced back to men.

(Similar to the National Socialist belief, that all evil can be traced back to the Jews. Also see: Bigotry.)

After his girlfriend stabbed him in the throat, Joe called the cops and was immediately arrested. After Joe bled to death, his girlfriend was not charged because of MISANDRY.

Misandry by ZeroSeven June 7, 2014

ur sister a mister 

The ultimate form of the worst words to be used, even greater than "ur mom gay";"ur dad lesbian";"ur granny tranny" and "ur grandpap a trap". Those words can hurt a person emotionally,physically and psychologically.

David: ur mom gay lol
Frank: no u
David: ur dad lesbian
Frank: ur granny tranny
David: ur grandpap a trap
Frank: ur sister a mister
David: *explodes into oblivion and his soul is being eaten by minecraft youtubers*

ur sister a mister by urmom_gay_slayer_no_u_xddd March 15, 2018

Misha's minions 

The slaves and worshipers of American actor and Supernatural star, Misha Collins

Person 1: So are you a Sam girl or a Dean girl?
Person 2: I'm one of Misha's minions

Misha's minions by GodIsWearingASkinnedCatus January 3, 2016

misuraka 

A special forces operator well versed in the ways of infiltrating music festivals, sniping turtles, and "Cha, Right, and Haha, mmmkay."

Phish was jamming when that misuraka parachuted in and slam-basted the drummer with ramen and nacho cheese sauce.

misuraka by billy-the-bob June 15, 2016