ming

(v) To strike a woman while drunk, especially when you realize she's not going to give you any pussy.

(v) To utterly cockblock a friend when one is too drunk to score.

(n) A man who asks a woman whether her vagina is no longer functional when she refuses to engage in sexual intercourse with him. If he's drunk, he follows this up with striking (minging) her.

Donaldo totally minged that girl when she told him he had a big head.

Don just minged Jim after he found out the hag he'd been talking to was married.

When she wouldn't sleep with him, Don turned into a total ming.

by gimpn8ez April 12, 2011

minging

Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.

Fred: "Hmm,(hic), she's quite tasty."
Joe: "Take your beer goggles off mate, she's minging!"

by High Priest Ramases September 24, 2004

ming

Marijuana, or session in which it is smoked

Lets go smoke another ming
You got any ming left?

by Critter December 09, 2003

ming

Singular of minging, not nice, ugly.
or
Female genitalia

"Yuck - this hotel room is ming"

by alex April 16, 2005

Minge

melissas drawing...
many very random things

LOOK...I DREW A MINGE!!
i call it...MINGE!

by MELLY March 10, 2004

minging

To be performing badly or not up too scratch, especially in sports.

"Yo, bro, the other team was minging last nyt"

by Special K January 20, 2004

ming

Originates from the Latino pronounciation of "man." Must be spoken by a white person, especially a girl, to have its full effect.

Hey ming, what are you doing tonight?
You coming ming?
That's a nice car you got ming!

by Mel March 27, 2003