(v) To strike a woman while drunk, especially when you realize she's not going to give you any pussy.
(v) To utterly cockblock a friend when one is too drunk to score.
(n) A man who asks a woman whether her vagina is no longer functional when she refuses to engage in sexual intercourse with him. If he's drunk, he follows this up with striking (minging) her.
(v) To utterly cockblock a friend when one is too drunk to score.
(n) A man who asks a woman whether her vagina is no longer functional when she refuses to engage in sexual intercourse with him. If he's drunk, he follows this up with striking (minging) her.
Donaldo totally minged that girl when she told him he had a big head.
Don just minged Jim after he found out the hag he'd been talking to was married.
When she wouldn't sleep with him, Don turned into a total ming.
Don just minged Jim after he found out the hag he'd been talking to was married.
When she wouldn't sleep with him, Don turned into a total ming.
by gimpn8ez April 30, 2011
Get the mingmug. Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.
by High Priest Ramases September 24, 2004
Get the mingingmug. by Critter December 8, 2003
Get the mingmug. "Yuck - this hotel room is ming"
by alex April 16, 2005
Get the mingmug. by MELLY March 9, 2004
Get the Mingemug. by Special K January 20, 2004
Get the mingingmug. A degradation of the human mind into the bottomless pit of stupidity and utter foolishness, sometimes forming into art, sometimes pure, insane stupidity; nonsensical ramblings of the unconscious mind, or purposeful foolish utterings comprised of mostly of "words" not associated with any language, sometimes mixed in with words that don't really form intelligible sentences
"Hey guys, wanna ming?" "Sure dude, let do it." "Bapid veeport litter grunch punch munchy stunch funk. stamradding laffort griddle... deedort babaddle smenunk brish. My carndle landish sports pack dunk in dunk. Landing mine pish, posh other lateral triangular dictation. Speedish ransom chote swerm. Larzhe mandy smum. Sviddle peeport preeeeeeee-port skander mandle pittly winko janktum. Uttel buttler sit down crack sound laugh pounds rounds jick wack bebuttle."
"That was a fun session of ming. Let's do it again sometime, spint-hoodle crintston."
"That was a fun session of ming. Let's do it again sometime, spint-hoodle crintston."
by Jonathan D October 21, 2007
Get the mingmug.