muffard

What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.

Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."

"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."

"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

by lolololololz October 30, 2008

Muff Muter

The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.

As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."

by MrZero May 18, 2009

muff shovel

A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.

My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.

by Tidrow March 21, 2011

mhuff

(man huff) pronounced (muff)

when a man is so stressed that everything is someone else's fault. He takes no blame for anything that goes wrong, starts flying off the handle and goes in a mhuff.

mhuff can be brought on without prior warning. there is no known cure for a mhuff, however some say that a DW can release the tension brought on by one.

Deadline day at a newspaper, the editor can find himself suffering a major mhuff when he has made a mistake and needs someone to blame.

by Mr Huffy Puff October 27, 2011

Muff Missile

A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.

'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'

by Azgorath February 8, 2012

Muffasa

A tattoo of Mufasa near a chick's muff to make her pubic hair resemble The lion king's mane.

Babe "So I was thinking about becoming a tattoo artist"
Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"

by Alymae April 28, 2013

Muffdiver

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.

“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”

by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018