Mechanic

A mechanic is a person that has sex with transsexuals. A mechanic is known to "work on trannys."

He hangs around with trannys because he is a mechanic.

by The Order of The Crow November 2, 2010

Mechanic's Arm

A mechanic's arm is what happens when you wank too much; one arm becomes more muscular than the other. Someone who lies on their back all day tightening nuts.

John: "Jaidon, you've probably got mechanic's arm from her Facebook photos".

Jaidon: "Ha ha, very funny."

by Phrewb October 31, 2011

mechanical bullriding contest

Slam-dunk contest for white people

1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"

by Dem Franchize Boyz November 9, 2004

Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.

Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.

by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016

Mechanical

One Thousand Times Better than Awesome

Damn, that stock is downright mechanical!

by InvestmentBankersRule August 27, 2010

Shade Tree Mechanic

Casual mechanics who fix or modify cars using tools and techniques that are frequently improper or not "by the book".

Tool boxes include zip ties, they use chrome sockets on an impact driver, don't own a torque wrench, and probably learned how to fix cars from a buddy, youtube, forum posts, or by doing.

How many foot lbs of torque? Just twist it until its "goodandtight". We're shade tree mechanics, not Ford technicians

by Biggus Nateus March 24, 2020

frat mechanic

an alumnus of a college fraternity who returns to his house way too often.

yea, tad is such a frat mechanic. he came around the tower on tuesday night just to watch a ball game.

by roger1000 October 22, 2017