Medium Rare

When you are in the process of fucking a new chick with a condom (well done), you proceed to remove your dick, rip off the condom, and then go back in raw (rare).

This is all done in the throes of passion and liberal amounts of booze. Don't be a kook and do this without a chick's knowledge.

Bruh, last night I was fucking this chick and we both wanted the tube steak medium rare.

by kookspook June 21, 2022

Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.

Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.

by Brothaontheinside August 8, 2020

medium cat

when you have a yake but not a wuke, it’s just somewhere in between

You got a medium cat by your side.

by african drug lord 123 May 5, 2018

Super Medium

Small

My 3 year old isn’t small. He’s a big boy. He’s super medium.

by pangea88 June 9, 2023

Medium

Not fat, but not skinny. May be described as stout.

Person A: Wow! Look at you fat ass!
Person B: I'm not fat. I'm medium.

by nilethe146 December 3, 2021

medium

התחת טלי הי לא כולכך זלולה, אבל הי לא כולכם

.קתןה זמן

My Butt is not big, but is also not small.

medium 4$

by marwatito May 14, 2022

medium syndrome

When your below up and above down syndrome. Entertaining to catch. Particularly occurs with brother and sister incest. LOVES to fuck random animals.

Your so entertaining you must have Medium Syndrome.

by Jonathan Niemiec February 22, 2017