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Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.
"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."
by FTOWC August 14, 2020
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Post Mortem

A 14-minute video that is the universal cure all to the problems. Its effects include, lullaby music, music sampling, therapeutic music, ASMR, alarm clock, and other such uses.
Emico can't wait to help the sound team by sending another version of Post Mortem.

Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.

We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.
by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020
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Reverse Mortgage

An individual dresses up like Magnum P.I., inserts their penis or dildo into their partner’s ass and, upon completion, takes the deed to their partners house.
Tom Selleck enjoys advertising his love for reverse mortgages as a way to pay off debts, medical bills and other expenses without ever being forced to leave your home.
by J Lib February 17, 2022
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mortal

<(to be mortal:)>

I was fucking mortal last night!
by AO'CB May 14, 2008
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Morten

A Morten/Mortenanker is often used to describe the quintessence of perfection, often displayed in a delicious, soft-haired young boy. A person or an object who can be defined as the closest thing to perfect on Earth. The word "Mortenlicious" is a common expression wich also describes a fantastic thing or a feeling.
Random babe: OMG look at that boy over there!! I could totally do him!

Random babe2: Jeah omgf he is like the most delicious, handsome, good-looking, i-could-totally-do-him ON EARTH! He is SUCH a Morten!

Random gayguy1: OMG over there! Now THAT is why I'm gay!

Random gayguy2: I could so invite him to my cocktail party.

Lesbian1 (looks at this angel-lookalike creature): IM SO STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW.

Lesbian2: Damn that hurts.. A total Morten.
by peter the pony December 9, 2008
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dumbass mort

He's actually saying Dumbass MARK not mort. White boys born after 1992 shouldn't try to define terms in era video games about the same year.
"mark"
adj. A person identified as a loser, "buster" or a person who is easy to scam or hustle. Its origin is from that of gangsters and hitmen who would refer to their intended victim as a "mark."
"That fool was a buster-ass mark!"
by More Cowbell! February 1, 2005
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