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moot massage 

My friend Paul and I created this term in response to tea bagging: giving a moot massage is the female equivalent (because females don't have the proper equipment to tea bag). It's describes a female player squatting above the face of an opponent she's just killed ingame. Particularly used in Halo 3 on Xbox Live.

Variations include the act of squatting up and down repeatedly, and rubbing the moot along the length of the downed opponent whilst crouched.
Having just killed an opponent ingame: "You're gettin' a moot massage!!" while repeatedly crouching and standing over the head of the opponent's corpse, especially before they've respawned.

Pre-game lobby (social games): "If I kill you, you're getting a moot massage."
moot massage by Ms Bindy July 6, 2008
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Anal Massage 

An imaginary, relaxing, cleansing act involving one's anus. It is a misnomer for Sodomy, or prison rape.
"Remember when you're in jail, Bubba isn't trying to give you an 'anal massage'."
Anal Massage by QuestionMarc August 14, 2009

Soldier massage 

The popular practice in the marines where one man massages another man with his unshaven testicles
Colter Craig enjoyed a soldier massage by his fellow Montana recruit in preparation for basic training.
Soldier massage by Catfart406 June 26, 2016

full body massage 

A nice way of saying, "Getting Laid in the shade" because ad's in the paper alway's say "full body massage" but that's just a front for prostitution.
Kid 1: I got lucky, I just a full body massage.
Kid 2: HOLY SHIT!
full body massage by Edman March 6, 2005

oral massage 

The act of getting the penis massaged with a females mouth
juice: can i get some money.
bitch: no.
juice: you suck!
bitch: nope, i give more of a oral massage, than sucking
oral massage by Juice Pimp June 21, 2004

solo massage 

Masturbation. See also wankerbate, jack-off, spank it, pet the monkey, choke the chiken, and pitch a tent.
Can't chat now, I'm in the middle of a solo massage.
solo massage by Justion Bailey October 2, 2003

Islamic Massage 

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.
Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.