by OdeeBro February 1, 2020
Get the Mamañema mug.A sex act named for Ted Danson's womanizing bartender on the Sitcom "Cheers". To Perform the Sam Malone, a man receives fellatio from a woman (or man). He waits until he is near climax, then pulls out of his partner's mouth, and gouges them in the eyes with his pre-cum slickened unit, temporarily blinding them. He then pushes them down, finishes on their face, then stands up and yells "Cheers,Bitch!"
by Street Scientologist June 13, 2006
Get the Sam Malone mug.A sweet,funny, and hot 15 year old on you tube. he sings covers of his favorite songs, including Baby(Justin Bieber) and The Lazy Song(Bruno Mars) and is rising to the top of fame.
He has also nicknamed his fans. Austin has read his fan mail, and even announced that he has products now available for fans to buy.
He has also nicknamed his fans. Austin has read his fan mail, and even announced that he has products now available for fans to buy.
by Max Johnston September 24, 2011
Get the Austin Mahone mug.An extremely talented marketer, who over more than twenty years has excelled in the aggressive selling of an otherwise not particularly desirable product -- herself. A triumph of style over substance. Her acting talent was recognized by her being awarded a special “Worst actress of the century” Razzie at the 2000 Golden Raspberry awards. (Has since seen the light and given up on acting). Also an author, her best known work being 1992’s “Sex”, which was sold sealed in plastic -- not because it was obscene, but because no one would have bought it if they were able to see how lame the contents really were. Also supposedly a musician.
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Leaving index cards with kind words and inspration on car windshields. Instead of finding a parking ticket they may find something as simple as a smiley face.
Leaving index cards with kind words and inspration on car windshields. Instead of finding a parking ticket they may find something as simple as a smiley face.
by Shannon56 December 18, 2008
Get the Mahoning mug.Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.
Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.
by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010
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