Ilusha Mammadov

(To the theme of “Santa Claus is coming tonight)

You better watch out
You better not cry
If you see Ilusha

Let me tell you why
He will stick a pogo up your ass.

(To the theme of “Rudolf the red-nose reindeer)
Ilusha the Goradel genie,
Has powers to solve it all,
But if you fuck with his feelings
He will put it in your hole!

Look, its Ilusha Mammadov shoving a bottle up someone’s ass.

Oh wow! Look at that, Its Jesus wearing Moncler!

by MadHatter321 March 9, 2019

Wet Mammo

Short for wet mammogram. When you place your breast into a teacup and pour hot water. And then you steep it with hot water.

Get your sick ass to the kitchen and fix yourself a wet mammo.

by themilkmaid October 14, 2021

Waking the baby mammoth

When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.

E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'

Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!

by Alosie December 4, 2009

Wolly Mammoth

The act of excesive pubic hair teabagging, then to exclaim the mating call of a wolly mammoth

Dude i just got a wolly mammoth to the face!

by WhaleFail October 19, 2010

mammograb

Offering to check a girl's breasts for lumps, but really just coping a feel.

My boyfriend offered to give me a breast exam, but I think he really just wanted to give me a mammograb.

by Snazziness August 27, 2010

wooly mammoth

when u sit on someones face while they are sleeping and fart, making your butt hairs trumpet in their face.

"Dude, my upper lip has a rash from that wooly mammoth you gave me last night!"

by skullkrack November 23, 2011

mammothrept

a grandma's boy/girl

Man, Timmy, what a mammothrept, his grandma still washes his underwear and hes 42!! pathetic

by coopaaa September 28, 2006