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Misalphabetized

When you put a file in the wrong place, not according to A to Z rules.
The "Loce" file was put in the cabinet after the "Menendes" file, and therefore it was misalphabetized.
by xB3au December 15, 2011
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alphabetical laughter

When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj
(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)

guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...

guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl
by lIl_Pandora_lIl July 24, 2015
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alphabeteering

The act of trying to tick off a list of acts of sin to cover each letter of the alphabet. Sins are not necessarily of a sexual nature though usually are.
Man, I'm exhausted from a weekend of alphabeteering. It started off with some adultery then escalated to blasphemy, and the less said about how it finished up with a zebra the better.
by Siblin October 24, 2019
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Alphabet Bandit

Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.
by Tony Button November 25, 2019
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alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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alphabetophilia

Austen just committed alphabetophilia! What a sicko!
by Enurysm September 2, 2020
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alphabeticalysing

I was alphabeticalysing my sentence.
by Idk_lolololol March 21, 2021
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